Sorry Barista Bros, But Your “New Epic Taste” Sucks

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I used to love Barista Bros Iced Chocolate. Used to.

But since they introduced their “epic new taste” I cannot drink it. The once-delicious beverage now tastes diluted and off.

It’s interesting that they used the word “epic”, too. Not “delicious” or “great” or “irresistible.” But “epic”? It’s almost like they knew they’d ruined it.

Yeah it’s an epic new taste, alright. An epic fail.

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What once was great now tastes putrid. I bought one bottle of the new taste and couldn’t finish it. Yuck.
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Originally, BB iced chocolate was rich, smooth and deliciously chocolatey. Now it tastes watered down and weird. Like they found a cheaper alternative recipe that uses less cocoa and more… something that tastes gross.

Until I see a bottle labelled “epic old taste” then I won’t be buying Barista Bros again. Either fix the recipe or I’ll just have to be an Oak man for the rest of my days.

Old reliable.
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In fact I used to think Oak and BB we’re about even for delicious chocolate milk, but now Oak wins this contest by miles.

I know, it’s the most trivial first-world complaint. But I like my chocolate milk. And if Barista Bros ever wants to see any of my money again they’ll revert to the old recipe because the “new epic taste” suck big time.

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